I (heart) naan

Entry #422
Wednesday, October 11, 2000

You know what I got? Naan fever, that's what I got.

I got me a fucking pennant with that wonderous leavened bread logo.

I got me a fucking "You gotta love this naan!" window sticker.

But not a bumper sticker, because I want to be able to take it off easily when naan goes out of style.

Because I really think naan can go all the way this year. I think it's got the heart and the drive.

And even if it doesn't have those, just throw some garlic in and god damn!, fuck heart and drive.

It's a tough battle when you're up against dal maharani. But I don't mind, I actually mix and match. Call me a traitor if you like. I'm still keeping my window sticker.

Because naan is number one, baby! Number one! Yeah! Number one! Wooooo! Yeah!Number one!

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dude. you're stoned again, aren't you?

I got me a fucking ramp for my car. 'Cause once you got a ramp, no one can stand in your way.

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen anybody so excited about naan before. Way to go Ben.