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| Header Graphic | Jestapher |
| Cover Art | Wennis |
| Oblivion Speaks | Nemomancer |
| News Briefs | Jestapher |
| Clones | Maureen Lindquist |
| Graduated Licensing | Eric P. Anderson |
| The Plight of the Last | The Last |
| Letters | you, the reader |
| Stupid Rules | Tracer |
| Hail Satan! | Paulo |
| From My Perspective | Nazdreg Z |
| Zero Tolerance, Zero Intelligence | Jestapher |
| Coke Lovin' Administrators | Tyler |
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