Contents:
The Art of
Inaction
"This article is for everyone out there who
says they have trouble paying attention to their teachers, who lecture
for an eternity. It could be Quantum Physics, or Vector Algebra, or Ancient
History, or any other sleep-inducing course ..."
Ask Woodlands Alumni:
Life's
Dilemnas Solved
"Bondage you say? There are those that
would argue that bondage is some form of rape, or abuse, or torture, or
some other vice..."
Master &
Servant
"It's sort of a teasing. Like tickle torture,
like spankings. Nice, hard spankings. Yum..."
Praefectus Resignatus
"I would like
to point out at this point that the Prefects are supposed to work to serve
the community, and that if that were the sole and true aim of the organization,
the climate among its members would be different. Instead, I see backstabbing,
gossiping, blacklisting and other dishonorable activities..."
Exit Music
(For Your Life)
This issue the musical muscleman at HTP checks
out some recent concerts and gives us his Top Ten List.
Breaker High
"For the past few years, breakdancing has
become more predominant in Woodlands as well as in GAP and yo-yo commercials.
The seemingly sudden revival of breaking has found its way into the halls
after school, at the SAC election, as well as our Spirit Days..."
Violence in
High Schools: A Special Report
"How does this
school manage to maintain such a bad-ass reputation? For some reason,
which must surely be a mystery to anyone who actually attends the Woodlands,
a lot of people who go to other local high schools think that our school
is a hot bed of teen violence and gang activity..."
Grade 9!!
"So, yet another body
of grade 9 students are among us, what’s going through their minds, what
do they think of us, the school, the people, each other?"
What Was it Like
Being on Jonovision?
" On December 17th, Josh Gilbert, HTP contributor
and president of the Canadian Youth Rights Association (CYRA), appeared
on the CBC's teen talkshow Jonovision. As some readers may recall, Josh's
article in the last HTP discussed how society unfairly blames young people
for its problems, and how young people are treated unfairly..."
Grease
Lightning
"In a recent interview, someone asked
James Van Der Beek when he realized he wanted to become an actor. His
response: 'It was after a sharp blow to the back of the head...'"
The Guide to Being
a Sexy Boy
"Oh to be a carefree French dandy, a
sexy boy if you will. To enjoy long vacations on the Riviera, sleeping
with charming young ingenues, smoking cigarettes, eating cheese..."
