Contents:
I Hate it Here
"I hate it here; this school drives me insane.
The bureaucracy of the administration, the ignorance of the teachers,
and the stupidity of my fellow students leads me to one question: why
do I come here day after day?"
Public School
Teachers Stand Firm on Stupid Policy
"The students of this school do not set policy
and those who do set policy don't give a flying fuck about our Spirit
Week..."
Guidance Anyone?
"With one teacher’s demotion/promotion to
counsellor, and the ineptitude that the new member brought to the system,
the already limited capabilities of our counselling department were diminished
to almost nothingness. One begins to realize that the Guidance staff,
themselves are the ones most in need of guidance."
A Message to the
Students:
"There are many
students who feel that the SAC is doing nothing and is just a group of
lazy bastards. Well, the real bastards are those who are too lazy to even
open their bloodshot eyes and see that the SAC is bogged down with enough
shit as it is."
Detention it Isn't:
A Student's Experience in Jail
"...while most students were “maxin’” and
“relaxin’” on their summer holidays, Joey Lawrence was placed in jail."
Enhanced and
Entranced
"Why do I always get a surprised reaction
whenever I tell people I'm Enhanced? It's not as if I'm some sort of freak
or something..."
What Labour
Dispute?
"HTP has conducted
an investigation into just how various school organisations have been
affected by work to rule."
Ask Woodlands
Alumni:
Your Friendly Advice Column
"... engineers are
soooooo wicked.... that's all I know... and the catapults shoot like fucking
a mile.... oh my god…"
Come On You Slags!
"The problem with being considered a slut.
I would not want to marry a slut. I would not mind dating one... "
The
Youths Shall Inherit The Earth
"Across
North America, half of all adults believe that the behaviour of the young
people in their community has gotten worse. They've reacted by encouraging
and supporting the enactment of anti-youth laws..."
Exit Music (For
Your Life)
Record reviews from HTP's new music man. Count
on him for the straight dope, the stuff that goes right to the brain.
Drugstore Cowboy
"The Here Title Place Drug Column #3 – Note
that we do not encourage reckless experimentation with illegal substances,
but by all means go ahead and ingest vast quantities of alcohol and die
an early death due to liver damage. "
"Hey Mr. Man!"
"Hay is for horses." (This file is 70k)