Contents:
Reaction to the Jesus Issue
"I guess we can say that the Jesus Issue was a return to form, considering how watered down and woodchips-esque the
past few issues had been. Don't get too excited though, because this issue is probably as boring an issue as we have ever
printed."
www.woodlandssucks.com
"In its mad rush to leap onto the Internet bandwagon, the Woodlands has stumbled into the path of a new way of
expressing student anger; namely hacking."
Pot Luck:
Legal History of Marijuana
"This article is an attempt to illuminate some of the bungholios involved in creating the original laws in the States. The beginning of the anti-drug mindset held by the bulk of the North American population stems from a slowly escalating
tirade of insanity."
The Joe Dowser Story
"For many people it is unthinkable that a teacher would intentionally abuse his or her power by falsely accusing a student. Was Joe Dowser the victim of such an abuse of power, or he just a liar and a thief?"
It's Hip to be Square
"Our obsession with non-conformity has lead to a society of people who are still mindless, but now dress and act as if they want to be heard."
No Vote:
Dammit! I guess this is growing up.
"In fact, as the conflict between teachers and the government continued, students seemed to be consistently ignored,
patronized, or scolded. How would the government and school board officials have treated us differently if we had the power to vote them out of office?"
In Defense of Animals
"Every Saturday at approximately noon, a small group of teens gather in front of Barrington’s Furs in downtown
Oakville to protest the exploitation of animals by the fur industry."
What's Up With Sipowitz?
"Sypowitz is screwed up man, I mean what’s his problem? The dude can’t keep his emotions under control. I just can’t understand what the deal is with his 'emotional outbursts'"
The Beautiful People
Part Two
"I know Marilyn Manson's tricks... he twists the things the Satanic Bible says, and tries to sell it. I know, I'm an
ex-Satanic priest. But I've been saved for the last 7 years..."
Can I Tell You That I
Never Really Had a Gun?
"How far would you go to help out your friends if you thought they were in danger? Recently, a Woodlands student found out the price of being loyal. 'Sean' (not his real name) is facing police charges after trying to protect his friend from threats of violence by providing him with a stolen gun."
Dog Guy in "Porch Pranks"
"Oh man, it stinks! What was in that bag anyway?" (This file is 60k)
