Jurassic PirkA group of listless high school students are slumped in their seats. It's period three lunch, and they're bored. As they ponder questions laden in psychological meaning, they hear an unsettling noise. It's coming from the main entrance of the cafeteria, weaving it's way through the miles upon miles of ping-pong tables, disguised by the poor saps addicted to the tables. As they turn away in fear, it suddenly rears its head; A VelociNorm. A fierce creature that knows no bounds, and will stop at nothing to achieve its authoritarian goals. To understand this creature, we must first delve into its makeup: Its texture is usually a coarse tweed, and its beige colouring camouflages itself well within its natural habitat, the dank, dreary confines of the Woodlands. As for the unique physical structure of this anomaly, its limbs are governed by an iron fist(which it tries to rule with) on one hand,and a ping-pong paddle that seems to have been welded to its other. This ping-pong appendage is mainly used to the VelociNorm's advantage when used in table tennis, which it uses as a front for it's own sadistic tendencies of embarrassing students in front of their friends, as well as collectively breaking their spirits by defeating them in tournaments it wins, which are created for the sole purpose of making itself feel big. Moving on, we come to notice the evil, vindictive brain of the VelociNorm, and its strange foot, which always seems to be in its mouth. As for the eye....oh, dear. I can't seem to find the eye. Well,this is just silly. Ladies and Gentlemen, I WANT THE EYE BACK!!!!!!!!!!. |