Session Start: Tue Dec 28 16:52:19 1999

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#oblivion url is http://www.oblivion.net/board/

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rabbit: hey

rabbit: not there huh?

Jestapher: hey

rabbit: sup

Jestapher: can you send me a short statement for the candidates page.

rabbit: like a bio or a why i should be elected thing?

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rabbit: jest?

rabbit: multitasking again?

Jestapher: y0.

Jestapher: Just put the laundry in the dryer and talked with our new roommate sho's in Ohio or some shit right now.

Jestapher: Rabbit: something you want voting members to read.

rabbit: aight

namgorf: young punk spillin' beer on my shoes, fat guy's talking to me tryin' steal my blue

namgorf: s

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Jestapher: you there nam?>

namgorf: yessir

Jestapher: +v allows you to talk with +m, right?

cornbob: hey guys, you don't know me. I'm here waiting for y0fun

namgorf: ha, not a clue, irc was never my thing

namgorf: would that, by any odd chance, make you jay?

Jestapher: She should be here soon.

Jestapher: Jay?

cornbob: well........ yeah i guess.

namgorf: you're not sure huh? yeah i get that a lot

Jestapher: Jay, sometimes I wish you were *my* boyfriend.

cornbob: i'm jay. don't tell anyone.

rabbit: whos jay?

cornbob: i don't want any online stalkers on my tail

namgorf: what do you think WE are?

cornbob: oooooooooh. spooky

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namgorf: no, not really...it's more of a joint stock company

rabbit: i wanna be a stalker i wanna be a stalker... stalkers are fun.. ive had a stalker.. he threatened ta kill me.... who are you anyway?

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rabbit: i be confused

namgorf: wow, looks like it's gonna be quite a show tonite, we have spectators even

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cornbob: i'm just lonesome ol' cornbob ridin on my trusty buck.

namgorf: ria!!!!!!!!!!

namgorf: ahem, good evenin' miss

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y0fun: hello all, i will now grace you with my presence

Jada_Kat: Hello all

namgorf: howdy

y0fun: howdy pardnah

rabbit: hi there

y0fun: hey rabbit. hey ticker

y0fun: how goes it, boyz?

Ticker: hey ria, long time no see!

Jestapher: Tyler should be here soon. He's probably running from the hospital to his house right now.

namgorf: whata tool

Ticker: why's tyler at the hospital? not hurt I hope.

namgorf: he works there

Jestapher: He works there.

Ticker: oh, ok.

y0fun: ditto. where have i been? ive been around, just quietly observng and not saying much is all.

namgorf: uh...is this when i say "JINX" or what?

y0fun: yeah you say "jinx, powe me a coke"

y0fun: owe, even

Jestapher: Martiny can't make it. She's on vacation or something. Sven probably won't make it. He's doing some family garbage in Texas or some shit.

namgorf: hmm..buncha slackers

Ticker: kristens' in california apparently.

y0fun: oh, shucks.

y0fun: hehe ;P

Ticker: lucky her. :-)

Ticker: it's freezing here. (literally)

Jestapher: I almost couldn't make it, as I've got meeting with big-wig Hollywood producers all this week.

namgorf: i bet

Ticker: sure. ;-)

y0fun: i almost couldnt make it, as i just had cosmetic surgery and all

Ticker: i almost couldn't make it, given my new breast implants and stuff

Ticker: guess I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny. :-)

namgorf: i almost couldn't make it cause i have no life and sit in my room all day and i needed to catch up on some loafing

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Alcade: there we go

Jestapher: I saw Lawrence online today, so hopefully he'll make it.

Ticker: what time is it? my computer clock says 8:15, but I think it's messed up.

Jestapher: Most people are using the java client. That thing is fucking evil.

Jestapher: The Official Jestapher Time [tm] is 5:31 pm

namgorf: by order of the prophet, we ban that boogie sound Degenerate the faithful

namgorf: With that crazy Casbah sound

y0fun: that name just screams "i wear blue cardigans and smoke pipes!"

Jestapher: Okay, I don

y0fun: im using irc through telnet. im punk rawk.

namgorf: not really

* Ticker sets away (syncing computer time) (Log:ON|Page:ON)-Since 08:17pm 12/28 Tue

Jestapher: I don't think we have an agenda yet, so let's make one.

namgorf: well i don't know why i came here tonight

namgorf: i got the feelin that somethin aint right

Jestapher: We've got election of new board, election of officers, annual report.

namgorf: i'm so scared in case i fall off my chair

namgorf: and i'm wonderin' how i'll get down the stairs

namgorf: clowns to the left of me

namgorf: jokers to the right

namgorf: here i am, stuck in the middle with you

y0fun: ill brb, im switching to IRCle

namgorf: public service announcements: macs suck

rabbit: be ready in a sec, im writing that thing for the election

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namgorf: announcement even, wonder what it'd be like if i could type right

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yOfun: oh boy

cornbob: y0funs just like me, a nomad. Ain't know if she comin' or a' goin'

namgorf: tryin' to make some sense of it all, but i can see it makes no sense at all

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namgorf: w00p!

yOfun: ria... pr0n queen, 1999

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Jestapher: Hey Paul.

paulo: hola.

yOfun: oh man, fist-o-steele is in the house

namgorf: y0 y0 y0 my main man! my head nigga, the reverend is in da higgity hizzouse

yOfun: can anyone read what im saying?

paulo: i'm on the scene like a sex machine

Jestapher: You kids and your "street slang."

paulo: i can read what you're saying

yOfun: ok good. cos i just switched fromt elnet irc to IRCle for the mac and my messages are an odd colour

Alcade: thats the problem with youth these days, no respect for the english language *shakes head*

Jestapher: They like to "talk smack," as I put it.

Alcade: back in my day if you ended a sentece with a preposition, youd better be thankful pa wasnt around with his belt

paulo: hey, send me messages on icq 'cause i lost all my contacts

rabbit: alright jest its not much ... but of a tiny policy statement... but its done

namgorf: 83773R \/\/47|-| 17 83|\|, 0R 1'|_|_ |-|4X0R J00!!!

Jestapher: okay rabbit /msg jestapher with it

rabbit: da brits can kiss ma ass

cornbob: i just wanna vote fer suttin'

yOfun: i didnt mind pa's belt much. if ya know whert i mean, hyuck hyuck!

rabbit: oh i sent it ta ya in email... let me go get it...

Jestapher: namgorf: you spelled watch wrong

Ticker: can I get some of that ria pr0n you were talking about?

paulo: haha

namgorf: no, you better wath it ben

Jestapher: rabbit: got it

yOfun: only cornbob can have ria pr0n access privileges

Jestapher: rabbit: this is fucking long. haha

cornbob: that's right

rabbit: bit long for message .. ill edit it....

yOfun: Jest... whats the URl for the candidate page?

Ticker: k.. so when do we start?

yOfun: lets start now

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namgorf: sometimes you're better off dead, there's a gun in your hand, that's pointing at your head, think you're mad, too unstable, kicking in chairs and knocking down tables, in a restaurant, in a west end town, call the police there's a madman around, running him down, underground

yOfun: if ppl arent here yet well then, tough!

yOfun: namgorf, thou hast the beat.

namgorf: it's a pet shop boys song ria, geez, what's your damage?!

yOfun: all i knwo is radiohead. thats all i know. so pooey!

Ticker: you're still obsessed with radiohead, ria?

yOfun: obsessed? radiohead is not my obsession, its my LIFE!

yOfun: well that and cornbob

Jestapher: Candidates for 2000 Board can be found at http://www.oblivion.net/board/2000nom.shtml

yOfun: oh, and youth rights. ELECT ME!

cornbob: no she likes primus a hell of a lot better.

yOfun: thanx for the url jest

cornbob: can i be president?

* Ticker doesn't know cornbob, gazoo, jada_kat, paulo, or yukon

cornbob: i'll be a good president i swear.

* Ticker sets away (going pee) (Log:ON|Page:ON)-Since 08:44pm 12/28 Tue

Jestapher: The Official Jestapher Time [tm] is 5:43 pm

Jestapher: Two more minutes for tyler and/or Lawrence.

rabbit: damn whered /msg go?

namgorf: ok name this song ria, if you're such a radiohead fan!

* Ticker sets back from (going pee) gone for 1m4s

yOfun: ok i know who im voting for.

namgorf: easy living, easy hold, easy teething, easy fold, easy listening, easy love, easy answers, to easy questions, easy tumble, easy doll, easy rumble, easy fall, i get up on easy love, i get up on easy questions

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rabbit: hey is matt here?

namgorf: well ria? i'm waiting :)

yOfun: ive gotta get SOMETHING to eat. why is it that there is nothing to eat cept choclate and cold turkey after the xmas holiday?!

yOfun: what song didrik?

Alcade: do you mean Matthew?

rabbit: matthew havens... age discrimination in nightclubs and movie theatres huh?

cornbob: eat the darn turkey and be quiet.

yOfun: oh ok i knwo wat you mean...

rabbit: good choices....

Alcade: yuppers

Alcade: thank ya

rabbit: ive started throwing raves and i promote for clubs....

rabbit: hate anything that isnt all ages access...

namgorf: it's the "guess that song" game, i give you lyrics, you figure out the song, the clue is that it's by radiohead

Alcade: those are places of Satan

yOfun: brb witht eh answer, i have to think about it as i get some grub didrik

namgorf: aight den

namgorf: we can't really start a meeting with only half the board members can we?

Alcade: we get bombarded by ageists nazi propaganda from a radio station that advertises dozens of 21+ clubs

namgorf: ageist nazi propaganda huh...hmm

Jestapher: Namgorf: yes we can.

Alcade: yes

rabbit: good question nammy

Jestapher: quorum is half.

namgorf: or maybe it's more of a "should we"

yOfun: well didrik, tell me this, is it on any of the following cds?... pablo honey, the bends, ok computer, or airbag/how am i driving?

Jestapher: Candidates for 2000 Board can be found at http://www.oblivion.net/board/2000nom.shtml

Jestapher: Make sure you take a look at that page.

Jestapher: Okay, we ready to start?

namgorf: oh c'mon ria

namgorf: i guess

rabbit: 11 candidates 8 positions

yOfun: i dont think it is cos if it was id know it! :( mew!

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namgorf: how many candidates aren't even here?

Jestapher: 5 candidates.

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Jestapher: 4.

Jestapher: Hey thinker!

sky: hi

* thethinker apologizes profusely.

Jestapher: TYler, Sven, Kristen and Alexander.

thethinker: Hey cool. Paulo's here.

Jestapher: Alexander tried all day to get on here, to no avail.

namgorf: aw poor ria, you lose, it's called coke babies from "anyone can play guitar"

thethinker: Didn't you die in a grease-fire or something, Paulo?

sky: whats this

paulo: i sure did

paulo: it was a mess

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namgorf: paulo, you home yet?

thethinker: Well, I'm glad to see rumors of your death were greatly exagerrated.

Jestapher: Haha

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yOfun: poopy. well my friend aprille just sent me a bsides tape and thats on it

sky: whats this

paulo: i'm home, but i'm not in my home. or something.

Jestapher: Okay, should we start?

* thethinker puts on the new Sunny Day live album.

Jestapher: sky: this is a meeting.

namgorf: so you wouldn't have had a chance to get that package then?

thethinker: Do we have a quorum?

sky: sory

rabbit: hm.... i should have added a bio.... yrights activist, rave organizer, meeter of people, and underworld figurehead on the rise from nyc wanting ta help the obv board take over the world via shopping centers near you....

paulo: no sir

paulo: i go back friday

Jestapher: thinker: yes. 4 is a quorum. we have 5.

yOfun: lets start

*** Jestapher sets mode: +m

Jestapher: Okay.

Jestapher: Welcome to the 1999 Annual Meeting of the Oblivion Board of Directors.

Jestapher: The Official Jestapher Time [tm] is 5:52 pm

Jestapher: 22 minutes late. Damn it.

* Timer 1 activated

* Timer 2 activated

* Timer 3 activated

Jestapher: Here's how this will work, roughly:

* Timer 1 halted

Jestapher: First, we'll elect a new Board of Directors for 2000. Then the upcoming Board will elect officers. Following that, we'll continue with any agenda items.

* Timer 2 halted

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Jestapher: If there is time after that, we will cover issues Board members would like to bring up. If there is still time, we will allow the general public to raise issues.

* Timer 3 halted

*** Jestapher sets mode: +vvv rabbit thethinker yOfun

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thethinker: Sounds good to me.

Jestapher: Candidates for 2000 Board can be found at http://www.oblivion.net/board/2000nom.shtml

rabbit: aight so how do we do this again?

Jestapher: I believe everyone except Larry has seen that page, correct?

* thethinker is loading it as we speak.

Jestapher: Please /msg tyler with your selections for 2000 Board. You may select from 0 to 8 candidates.

Jestapher: oops.

Jestapher: That's not correct. haha

yOfun: sorry bout that

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Jestapher: Rabbit: look at that page. Pick up to 8 people.

rabbit: um how do we message tyler if he aint here

Jestapher: Now, w normally vote privately my messaging the secretary. The secretary isn't here, so we can choose to vote privately by messaging someone other than tyler or choose to vote publicly. Anyone have a preference.

Jestapher: ?

namgorf: we'll just message you ben

rabbit: lets msg ria

rabbit: or you...

rabbit: vp or p

Jestapher: Also, we're going to be molatov-cocktailing Tylers' house later.

rabbit: cool

namgorf: neat

rabbit: ill be right over

rabbit: my friend can get really cheap airfare.... bumps people off planes

Jestapher: Okay, so privately with either ria or myself. Ria: you wanna tally?

yOfun: sure jest

rabbit: k give us a sec to think about choices

namgorf: so who're we sending to?

Jestapher: okay, vote at any time with /msg y0fun

namgorf: aight

Jestapher: She'll tally. Ria: you passed math, right?

-: *y0fun* Tyler Creviston, Maria Gonzales, Ben Livingston, Matthew Havens, Lawrence Rosanski, Kristen Mason, Josh Gilbert, Alexander Cotoia

-: *yOfun* Tyler Creviston, Maria Gonzales, Ben Livingston, Matthew Havens, Lawrence Rosanski, Kristen Mason, Josh Gilbert, Alexander Cotoia

rabbit: shes jus gotta add it up.... its not anything hard... like subtraction.... that damn - gets me every time

namgorf: ps - i'm actually really into youth rights, and have been on the board two years running, was VP, distro'd obv and writen articles, i'm not just an angsty lesbina :)

namgorf: lesbian even

Jestapher: oh, yOfun is with and o, not an 0.

namgorf: i think it was originally an 0 but sorta just lost it over time

rabbit: is thinker going to give us a bio

rabbit: ?

Jestapher: Um, if he wants he can make a statement now. :)

namgorf: he's using his jedi mind powers to trick us into voting for him, it worked on me, i guess i'm weak minded

rabbit: sven and tyler arent here so hes da only one left,...

rabbit: just curious

namgorf: hmm, i voted for sven and tyler too

Jestapher: I've voted already.

rabbit: i havent

rabbit: sowwe

rabbit: stuck on something

thethinker: Did you get my votes Ria?

rabbit: how do i get da message ta work?

rabbit: oh alright

yOfun: yes thinker

yOfun: im rechecking

Jestapher: type /msg yofun message goes here

namgorf: has everyone voted already?

thethinker: I cast my vote.

thethinker: Or votes, as the case may be.

namgorf: i certainly exploited my suffrage

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namgorf: hi nothing

rabbit: sup nothing

thethinker: Isn't everything something, nothing?

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namgorf: sup tyl0r

rabbit: should be 40 currently....which bod member is nothing?

Jestapher: Candidates for 2000 Board can be found at http://www.oblivion.net/board/2000nom.shtml

en: y0

rabbit: oh hi tyler.....

en: hey.

Jestapher: Hey TYler: we're voting. Maria's tallying. :)

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namgorf: you're late, time for your whipping

*** Jestapher sets mode: +v nemo

rabbit: hi nemo

yOfun: ok ive got the votes so far

nemo: howdy

Jestapher: Hey Sven, we're voting. Maria's tallying. :)

Jestapher: Candidates for 2000 Board can be found at http://www.oblivion.net/board/2000nom.shtml

en: shit, bitch, fuck. I though it was at 7:30.

nemo: k, where do I go to see who's on the roster?

namgorf: dude, almost everyone's here

en: I suck.

rabbit: kristen's been shot by a duck in cali.... shes gone family hunting

namgorf: ps - i'm actually really into youth rights, and have been on the board two years running, was VP, distro'd obv and writen articles, yup, i'm not just an angsty lesbian feminist

namgorf: (just for the new comers)

yOfun: ill be right back

Jestapher: So /msg yofun with up to 8 selections.

rabbit: ya we know nammy..... yer just coverin for being a closet lesbian.... dont have ta pretend to be into youthrights we all know ya wanna be a member of the log cabin christian coalitioon at heart =)

namgorf: ok ok, i admit it *sniff sniff*

namgorf: but hey, let's get this show on the road, i'm pressed for time and i wanna run for office

rabbit: yeah i have to leave at 9 45 eastern.

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Jestapher: uh.

nemo: hm

namgorf: rargh!

rabbit: huh? our tally-er has abandoned us

nemo: I'm sure she'll be back.

namgorf: it's that stupid i-mac of her's

nemo: hehe, probably

namgorf: i'm sure of it

namgorf: stupid good for nothing clear plastic muthafuckas

rabbit: nah shes been abducted by yrights saboteurs

rabbit: i mac huh.... figures

en: You mac?

namgorf: me pc, you mac, me bash'um you

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Jestapher: hey ria. nice to see you again.

rabbit: hi fearless vice -leader

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namgorf: nice of you to join us agaiin

y0fun: now i got basically ... 6 votes.

Jestapher: Ria: how many people have yet to vote?

nemo: didja get mine?

y0fun: i think the last i got was rabbits

Jestapher: Oh ... I guess that answers my question.

y0fun: nope i didnt sven, could ya reve?

y0fun: revote even?

namgorf: this is very ineffecient, to say the least

rabbit: so you have everyones votes but nemo?

nemo: I just voted

y0fun: thanx

y0fun: did tyler vote?

Jestapher: uh .. you should know!

namgorf: i motion for a revote, as per the confusion

nemo: I second

Jestapher: Please indicate your vote by typing aye, nay, abstain or some recognizable derivative thereof.

y0fun: ok sounds good ;)

Jestapher: aye

nemo: aye!

namgorf: send your votes to tyler

namgorf: aye

rabbit: ya ... write down our names and who we voted for somewhere.... hold it against us at some point in da future

y0fun: oh the lack of faith!

y0fun: hehe

thethinker: aye

Jestapher: Anyone else?

Jestapher: Oh wait. Motion passes. 4 ayes.

y0fun: do we send them to tyler?

en: aye

Jestapher: Okay, sure.

Jestapher: hehe

namgorf: ok, i'm gonna go eat dinner, back in like 10, don't vote offices without me puwease :)

Jestapher: Send your votes to tyler.

y0fun: i suck. stupid imac piece of shit

Jestapher: But you were on time. Hehe

nemo: that's what we thought

namgorf: ok, i'm back, turns out dinner's not quite yet, go figure

rabbit: get all our votes yet tyler?

en: Maria?

en: still need ria.

y0fun: oops sorry i sent it to tyler not en

y0fun: +alexander

thethinker: Oh waite, we're sending our votes to Tyler?

namgorf: ria, what ARE you doing?

namgorf: yes thinker

rabbit: no we are sending them to en .... en is tylers screename

namgorf: same thing

namgorf: tyler==etothex==etothen==e^n==en

y0fun: i know that

y0fun: thinker SEND THEM TO TYLER at /msg en

y0fun: hehe i know who everyone voted for though

thethinker: Done and done, 'ria.

y0fun: ok good ;)

* thethinker nominates Mario Savio for a Board position.

namgorf: the shareef don't like it, rockin' the casbah, rock the casbah

rabbit: bit late thinker... weve all voted already

Jestapher: Isn't that the guy from the old Saved by the Bell?

y0fun: hahaha

rabbit: that dont mean ihe cant be nominated can he? minstars from old tv shows are peopel too!!!

namgorf: hmm

rabbit: its just late thats all

namgorf: gotta go eat (for real this time) -- no offices election without me please

y0fun: i can already tell you all that ben, me, tyler, and didrik are elected.

rabbit: i have to leave in 15 mins.

thethinker: No, dude. That's the guy from the Berkeley Free Speech Movement.

thethinker: And I'm more than a bit later, rabbit. Mario Savio's dead.

rabbit: oh ok

rabbit: dead people are eligible too arent they?

thethinker: I think he died in ... the early 80s?

rabbit: anyone out there?

thethinker: I'm still here.

Jestapher: Me too./

nemo: ditto

y0fun: ping.

y0fun: is anyone here a simcity player?

rabbit: i like c-span better... election night coverage has more pep too it

nemo: yeah, I've played it a lot.

en: Ben Livingston, Maria Gonzoles, Tyler Creviston, Lawrence Rozanski, III, Sven berger, Kristen Mason.

y0fun: i loooooooove that game im getting addicted. i need it like a drug

en: We need a run off between Didrik Wold and Matthew Havens.

y0fun: ahhh my name is MARIA GONZALEZ ... is that so hard :(

Jestapher: There's 6 there.

y0fun: yeah we need 8

en: I'm so sorry!

rabbit: thats 8 why a run off?

y0fun: sven, SC2K or 3K?

en: Oh yeah, "III" isn't a person.

nemo: both, I've been around!

thethinker: Hmm? I'm a person!

y0fun: hehe, youre a simcity slut, nemo!

nemo: hah, yeah right.

en: Oh yeah, Jason Kende is in also....

y0fun: i can feel my arteries hardening. i have to stop eating these sunflower kernels.

en: heh

en: Note that I won't be running for secretary again.

Jestapher: en: so who's in?

rabbit: im deeply confused

rabbit: is there or isnt there a runoff?

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en: Ben Livingston, Maria Gonzoles, Tyler Creviston, Lawrence Rozanski, III, Sven berger, Kristen Mason, Jason Kende

rabbit: three isnt a person.....

y0fun: one more tyler

rabbit: well larry isnt two people anyway

thethinker: Oh, but if I could be :)

en: It's Havens vs. Wold. Fight!

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rabbit: aight,,,, makes lot more sense now.....

Jestapher: So msg en your vote.

en: Votes!

rabbit: aight

en: Mathew Havens wins!

rabbit: oh shit

nemo: cool

en: Matthew, even.

rabbit: interesting

en: or however.

y0fun: who is that anyway?

namgorf: hey i'm back

namgorf: miss me?

en: heh.

rabbit: aight... stop making up people tyler....

y0fun: didrik you LOST!

namgorf: i know

Jestapher: Okay, I motion that we table voting on officers until the first meeting of the new board.

en: second

namgorf: i suck

Jestapher: Please indicate your vote by typing aye, nay, abstain or some recognizable derivative thereof.

Jestapher: aye

rabbit: aye

en: ave

en: aye

nemo: aye

rabbit: i have to go in 5 anyway

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Jestapher: motion passes.

rabbit: whens the next meeting

Jestapher: I don't know.

rabbit: someone give nammy a hug.....

* thethinker casts in an aye, for what it's worth.

rabbit: lets set a date now

*** Jestapher sets mode: -m

nemo: can it be after the 1st?

rabbit: motion to set a date

Jestapher: Ya, it has to be.

rabbit: yeah thatd be very good

Jestapher: rabbit: let's just do it.

nemo: I second

rabbit: aight

en: Tuesday, January tenth.

rabbit: seems fine to me

Jestapher: that's a monday

rabbit: then no it doesnt

en: fuck!

rabbit: the 11th

y0fun: aye

cornbob: that was amazing

Jestapher: tuesday, jan 11.

y0fun: that was late

thethinker: Sounds fine to me.

nemo: can't we do it on a weekend?

en: Motion motion!

rabbit: no we cant do it on a weekend!!!!

Jestapher: I motion that we hold the next meeting on Tuesday January 11.

en: I motion for our next meeting to be tuesday, january 11.

cornbob: no!!!!!!!!!!!

rabbit: second

Jestapher: Please indicate your vote by typing aye, nay, abstain or some recognizable derivative thereof.

Jestapher: aye

en: aye

rabbit: aye

nemo: nay

cornbob: oof

en: The suspense!

Alcade: ticker is not matthew

rabbit: why nemo? you cant make it or you just want a weekend?

Alcade: i am matthew

y0fun: ahhh!

y0fun: um, aye

cornbob: ughh!

Jestapher: motions passes. Next meeting -- Tues, Jan 11.

nemo: I'm busy pretty much every day 'cept fridays and weekends.

nemo: shit

cornbob: YAY!!!!!!!

rabbit: aight,,..... im off.... we should talk about sundays at the next meeting.....

Ticker: hey, I gotta go people. I'll see you at the first Board meeting, I have something I wanna talk to you about (Jest knows what).

rabbit: ok

Ticker: congrats to everyone, especially Matthew.

Jestapher: See ya, Josh.

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rabbit: see you all officially in 2 weeks

rabbit: bye bye

nemo: what time is this meeting on the 11th?

rabbit: oh good question

en: 5:#0PM PST./

Alcade: thank you josh

Ticker: tyler, can you send me a notification when the next meeting is decided? thanks!

en: sd;kfjasldkhf!

en: Sure.

rabbit: send out an announcement

en: I will.

en: I will.

rabbit: im gone... bye bye

Ticker: see ya

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nemo: ok, be sure to send announcements.

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en: yikes.

en: I'm a total bonehead.

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Jestapher: Wow.

Jestapher: The Official Jestapher Time [tm] is 6:41 pm

y0fun: :( whres everyone going?

Jestapher: So that took about 45 minutes to elect new officers.

Jestapher: I'm php'ing it next time.

y0fun: php?

cornbob: they all thought it good to vote and run.

Jestapher: Congratulation Matthew.

thethinker: Congrats Matt.

Alcade: thank you

y0fun: what about the ritual post meeting part-ay?!

Alcade: Matthew thinker :o)

Alcade: thank you

* en gets out the disco ball

Jestapher: You mean the molotav-cocktailing of Tyler's house?

en: All 648 square feet of it.

y0fun: you mean tylers super chic apartamento?

Jestapher: So ... on with the agenda. Haha ... annual report. Anyone wanna see it?

Jestapher: The 1999 Oblivion Annual Report can be found at http://www.oblivion.net/board/1999_annual_report.pdf

y0fun: yeah!

en: me me me.

en: oooooh a pdf.

en: You can get a pdf viewer off of www.adobe.com

Jestapher: We have $164.06 in the bank.

y0fun: maybe more when i get pai

Jestapher: We had $385.83 in income and $221.77 in expenditures.

y0fun: paid even

thethinker: How are the new stickers selling?

Jestapher: And Canadian donations our worth about 2/3 of their face value.

Jestapher: The new stickers haven't been bought yet.

Jestapher: I never got a response from the sticker guy and we've been trying to get the new box up.

Jestapher: Stamp Income is when people send stamps or when I donate stamps (In-Kind).

y0fun: cooool

Jestapher: Good news: we don't have to file annual reports with the IRS unless our gross receipts go over $25,000, which I don't expect they will.

y0fun: oh ye of little faith :)

Jestapher: This is up till today, so it may change in the next few days.

en: We could just have a rave, and raise $250,000.

Jestapher: hehe

Jestapher: ouch.

y0fun: heh and sven could deejay it with his turntavles.

y0fun: tables even

y0fun: 'msg cornbob

y0fun: oooops i suck

Jestapher: And this actually doesn't include Matthew's stamp donation, so this report is slightly incorrect. It will be fixed though.

cornbob: hey

en: Sven sold his turntables.

cornbob: still just chillin'

Jestapher: We have turntables in my house.

Jestapher: Anyone wanna have a y2k party at the space needle?

y0fun: .msg jestapher oh my god you are telling me that you had sex with a random donkey? eeeew

Jestapher: Okay, so is there any pressing business anyone wants to accomplish before we lose a quorum?

y0fun: ooops sorry jest

cornbob: sorry jest

Jestapher: .msg y0fun Ya, you don't remember 'cause you were so fucking drunk. Man you look hot going down on sheep! God damn!

Jestapher: oops sorry ria.

cornbob: WHAT!!!!!!!

y0fun: hahaha i love it

Alcade: wow

cornbob: i oughta!!!!!!

Jestapher: corn: I believe you mean "WHAT?!?!?!?!"

en: hahaha.

cornbob: no I'm stating it not asking.

y0fun: corn is somebody very close to my heart.

cornbob: and it's cornbob.

cornbob: not corn.

cornbob: i hate it when people call me corn

Jestapher: When did your heart sink down in between your legs?

y0fun: sorry corny.

cornbob: CORNBOB!!!!!!

y0fun: grrrr i cant think of a clever comeback!

Alcade: short for CornRobert

y0fun: haha

Jestapher: Well, it looks like we've got nothing we need to vote on. I motion we adjourn and chat off the record.

y0fun: good idea

cornbob: um, maw never told me that so i don't know.

Jestapher: second?

y0fun: jest has lots of good ideas. thats why hes the big kahoona

en: second

Jestapher: Please indicate your vote by typing aye, nay, abstain or some recognizable derivative thereof.

Jestapher: aye

en: aye

y0fun: aye

Jestapher: motion passes 3-1.

Jestapher: 3-0

cornbob: fish

Jestapher: Okay.

Jestapher: THat was a painfully slow meeting.

Jestapher: The meeting is adjourned..

Jestapher: The Official Jestapher Time [tm] is 6:52 pm

y0fun: i think weve had worse jest

Jestapher: Yes, we definately have.

Jestapher: haha

cornbob: painfully long for my pet goldfish ralph.

Jestapher: I'm php'ing the board elections next year.

Jestapher: Vote via the web.

y0fun: hey that is a very efficient idea.

cornbob: i'm ph-balancing my shampoo this year

Alcade: what a novel idea

cornbob: what a nobel idea is right.

y0fun: .msg cornbob of yeah baby, *monas* and im licking your throbbing cock, first around then up and down

Alcade: neat

Jestapher: So let's see, I had a few possible agenda items: new box, lost grant, radio show. Anyone want me to ramble about any of these?

y0fun: oh how very embarassing

cornbob: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jestapher: Wow.

cornbob: get me a beer bitch (SLAP)

Jestapher: R U M OR F?

y0fun: yeah the radio show. whats rthat about?

Jestapher: I think namgorf was very unhappy about not making the board.

Alcade: lousy Alcade

cornbob: yeah the radio show.

Jestapher: Well, I've been interested in audio/radio ever since I heard interviews on Dave Doctor's site.

y0fun: poor didrik.

Jestapher: I guess like Matt Walcoff or someone had a youth rights radio show on the internet via destiny.com or something.

y0fun: oooh neato

Jestapher: It didn't last long. Josh Gilbert tried an Internet radio show himself and didn't even make it through the first show.

y0fun: that be fun

y0fun: y0!

Alcade: i pranked Matt Walcoff with an internet phone at 1 AM his time once

Jestapher: I'm interested in radio, but not really Internet-only.

Jestapher: Here in seattle, we've got a microradio station (pirate station) called free seattle radio.

y0fun: yeah, i dont knwo if it would t reach an audience outside of us youth rights-ers.

Jestapher: I'm friends with the main tech guy who does it. They apparantly have been broadcasting around the clock via the web since the wto.

y0fun: so youre gonna do a show, is that what youre saying jest?

Jestapher: THe idea being that people will take the stream off the net and rebroadcast it over their microradio station in their town.

Jestapher: I don't know.

y0fun: sounds like it wouldnt hurt. i say go for it if you cna/ what would you take about1~?

Jestapher: There's a meeting in January I believe. I think the idea will be to do content-providing for microradio stations, like full-time. produce shows and people can rebroadcast.

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Jestapher: I emailed Jonathan and told him I was interested in helping and possibly doing a youth rights show.

Jestapher: So we'll see what happens with that.

Alcade: what would be included in such a show?

y0fun: cool, keep us updated on that then

Jestapher: Youth rights news. Maybe a feature or two or an interview or something.

Alcade: kick ass

y0fun: yeha you could call random board members froma cross the US and interview them. ooooohyeah.

Alcade: at 1 AM in the morning, no less

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y0fun: but not me, i suck under pressure.

Jestapher: I think oblivion.net will become like a constantly-updates site. Like published news every day and a feature every week or two. Instead of having issues of oblivion online. That's what the radio show'll be like.

Alcade: sounds like the youth rights network

Jestapher: And every few months, we take the features and print them.

y0fun: we can be the premiere YR network

Jestapher: youth rights network?

Alcade: matt herman is trying to start a new umbrella group

Alcade: the youth rights network

Jestapher: Do they have a URL?

Alcade: www.youthrights.org

Jestapher: umbrella group.

Alcade: username: developer

Jestapher: Isn't that nyra?

Alcade: password: yrndev2000

Alcade: nyra was at youthrights.org

Alcade: but since herman owns the domain

Alcade: he booted them off and gave 'em nyra.org

en: I think we should change oblivion into a porn site for teens.

Alcade: i agree

y0fun: only if we show make pix too though

Alcade: or at least have a directory for underage porn viewing at www.oblivion.net/porn

y0fun: male even

Jestapher: Ya, I'm not interested in "helping others" that much. I've seen few people do anything. I think we should just make the shit happen ourselves and if/when we get it rollinw, people will join and help.

Jestapher: Referring to that "help develop this site" stuff.

Alcade: interesting

en: I thought you meant help people make pr0n.

Jestapher: Like Josh is going to talk about this radio stuff at the next meeting ... it sounded like he wanted us to get on board with him or something when he was talkign to me about it.

Jestapher: Hehe ... no.

y0fun: ive got to go guys. congrats on being nominated ;) see you soon. (i thought you meant that too jest)

y0fun: buhbye!

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Alcade: bye

HaMmUrAbI: timer

cornbob: i guess she's gone now forever.

Jestapher: But I don't want to help Josh make a radio show, because we can do it better and easier. If he wants to help, great.

cornbob: she was an ok person.

cornbob: a big loss.

Jestapher: Ya, I'd do 'er.

Alcade: josh gilbert?

Jestapher: Ya.

cornbob: you'd do who?

cornbob: who exactly

Alcade: he is rather insane

Jestapher: I'm not going to "work on Josh's show."

Jestapher: Yes, he is.

Jestapher: We got a $100 check from him yesterday.

Alcade: for sex?

Jestapher: Though it comes out to $66.83 in american.

Jestapher: donation.

Alcade: ah

HaMmUrAbI: donation for sex?

Jestapher: Hopefully that radio stuff will go somewhere. That will be tres cool.

HaMmUrAbI: i like sex donations

HaMmUrAbI: you guys are gunna make a radio show?

Jestapher: Ham: don't know. maybe

cornbob: it was nice meeting you guys, enjoy the...... what have you.

Alcade: bye bye robert

Jestapher: I mean, we could MAKE a radio show anytime.

cornbob: goodbye

Jestapher: bye.

HaMmUrAbI: like an online radio show?

Jestapher: Matthew: what are your thoughts on the "umbrella group" idea?

Jestapher: ham: it would be over radio as well as via the net.

Alcade: specifically?

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Jestapher: Why will putting the various inneffective groups under one "umbrella group" make a difference?

HaMmUrAbI: jes: cool concept....would you get a radio station or just a show on an existing station?

Jestapher: ham: we would NOT start a radio station

HaMmUrAbI: jes: just use an existing station? like mixx 96?

Jestapher: ha: not mix 9, but yes., that's the idea.

HaMmUrAbI: jes: i think that would be really kool

HaMmUrAbI: jes: any ideas on what station?

Jestapher: Free Seattle Radio

HaMmUrAbI: kool

Alcade: the thought by herman was that the yrn would provide like news articles and coverage of events and what not by a team of writers, also it would provide the largest collection of yr materials and references to the yr orgs in existance

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Jestapher: What's his name again?

Jestapher: herman.

Alcade: although when i attended my first meeting w/them, they tried to dissolve the IYRAA and annex it into the YRN

Alcade: i of course was adamantly opposed to that

Alcade: Matt Herman

Jestapher: do you know his background?

Alcade: he helped found ASFAR

Alcade: he is the webmaster of NYRA

Jestapher: his tech skills?

Alcade: he owns ecg.net, an internet company of sorts

Alcade: he knows perl and cgi stuff, as well as html and related technologies

Jestapher: Have you seen the new oblivion test page?

Alcade: he also calls "pop" by the word "soda"

Alcade: no, i havent

Jestapher: We're going to be doing that somewhat, though we don't have plans to provide too much content too others ... yet.

Jestapher: http://www.oblivion.net/~jest/obv/

Alcade: on my way

Jestapher: I'm actually writing all the scripts to do that content-providing right now, on Hemp.Net. We have news and a calendar that other sites can use the data from.

Jestapher: This test page, the center column, the data is taken straight from the news database.

Alcade: most interesting

Alcade: i like the design

Jestapher: looks like alex resigned fro asfar

Alcade: he sure did

Alcade: Subject:

Alcade: damnit

Jestapher: Are you on the asfar board?>

Alcade: yes www.asfar.org/bod.html

Jestapher: You know susan pretty well?

Jestapher: I WANT her as a board member.

Alcade: i know her, not very well nor personally

Alcade: why?

Jestapher: Because, from what I've seen, she's a mover and a shaker.

Alcade: she is :o)

Jestapher: From what I've seen, asfar has done more than any other youth rights organization because they've made a zine and some pens. Those seem to be susan's doing.

Alcade: they also made buttons

Alcade: and the zine was mostly between susan and justin

Alcade: ooh a new msg on the asfar list...

Alcade: weve added abt 50 new members in the last 3 monhts :o)

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Jestapher: I think I'm gonna go watch Pi.

Alcade: bye

Jestapher: Again, congrats.

Alcade: thank you

Jestapher: I'm very relieved that the entire board wasn't re-elected.

Alcade: why?

Jestapher: Because that would suck if they just kept reelecting themselves.

Jestapher: Personally, I only voted for 5 current board members.

Alcade: bad things happening?

Jestapher: No, nothing bad.

Alcade: mother says channel 7 is abt youth rights

Jestapher: huh?

Alcade: ooops

Alcade: ABC

Jestapher: Just things like namgorf's statement about being a lesbian or some shit. Not taking it seriously, just expecting to get reelected because he's friends with people on the board.

Jestapher: so at 10:30, I should watch abc?

Jestapher: what show is it?

Alcade: lemme check

Alcade: "Why Don't Kids Have A Voice?"

Jestapher: that's the name of the show?

Alcade: yep

Jestapher: crazy. okay. i'll watch it

Alcade: great

Alcade: are the meetings gernerally that long and unorganized?

Jestapher: Um ... yes.

Jestapher: haha

Alcade: "as their behavior worsened, they were heavily medicated and locked in this children's hospital, often isolated in the 'quiet room'"

Alcade: damn

Jestapher: They're usually long, but individual itemas usually aren't that fucked.

Jestapher: It took 45 minutes to elect a new bopard.

Alcade: i hate this irc setup, i wish i had my old irc program

Alcade: but it wouldnt connect to this Satanic server

Jestapher: Why not?

Alcade: idunno

Jestapher: you did /server irc.quintex.com

Alcade: it just said "cannot connect to Satanic server"

Alcade: ummmm

Alcade: no....

Alcade: i did /server quintex.com

Alcade: i assume that that is my problem

Alcade: lousy Alcade

Jestapher: Ya, that's the problem.

Alcade: damnit

Jestapher: okay, I'm out. peace.

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